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Fav Relics from 70s TV:
In time of dire need, The 7 Immortal Elders elect to send some brat in a vanagon.
PBS: the network of brainiacs and simpletons alike.
Wonder Woman's lesser-known pals
The G-Force webpage.
The Star Blazers page , you know, the 'battleship-in-space' cartoon
Fav Relics not from 70s TV:
Tragicomically mistaken.
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said:
(Bonus lessons you'll want to study carefully)
Log: its big. its heavy. its wood.
Think quick.
Shameless name-calling.
Merrill Markoe's advice for men.
It all began 100,000 years ago for a man named:
A call to customer support goes awry 
The Adventures of God-Man.
Random Tabloid Headlines:
Bus Driver Goes Berserk And Shoots Eighteen Russian Students With Cocoa Puffs
PacMan Player Tortures Babies With an Anti-Tank Weapon While Munching Dots
Sports Hero Sees Face Of Santa Claus In Fettuccine Alfredo
"Alex Trebek is the Father of my Baby," Says Cannibalistic Air Traffic Controller
Space Alien, Stoned on Amphetamines, Wounds Eighteen South African Politicians --And Is Acquitted!
Janet Jackson Files Paternity Suit Against Angela Lansbury--Claims Sex Change
Christy Brinkley in Secret Love Nest With Pinocchio --Steve Wozniak Tells All !
Feeling lucky, punk? Visit these places now:
The Onion
Suck
Boring personal junk
Treasured fruits borne of a life in academia:
my cherished siggraph publication
my joyous tech report
other stuff I did once
a wittle drawing of me
this is stupid. noone's ever going see this anyway.
mail me. i command you to reveal your every thought.
ok. im done. kaput. fini. this page is history.
Bleayah!!
scared ya, didnt i
progress thus far: 
helpings of incoherent gibberish served and counting.
"The pedestal onto which you made the mistake of placing yourself has been turned into a puppet stage on which your shameful defeat will be forever re-enacted."
- Geoff Miller